Hey guys, Will Durst, your candidate for lieutenant governor from the State of Confusion, here to warn you about a dangerous conspiracy being foisted on an unsuspecting American public. A malignancy so embedded, it is guaranteed to be lurking in your refrigerator right now. Poised to poison your person.
Yes, I'm talking about the terrible torment that is ... Milk.
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Thanks as always to Gina Misiroglu for the connection to AOL, which is just one of the ways she's helping Red Room and my fellow authors.