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Flash-ion: Liquid Latex

Gee, all the fashion shows we see include clothes.

Models will wear nothing but body paint and tape for a Liquid Latex Fashions show. The company wants to "expose" wholesalers at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas to its new line of fashion tape.

The very idea of a trade show for the adult industry gives us the heebie-jeebies which, unfortunately, cannot be cured with antibiotics. We want to grab the PA system to announce: "Paging Dr. Freud. Dr. Sigmund Freud to the white courtesy telephone."

"Women who wrap themselves in the tape are bound to turn heads," says Paul Jakub of Liquid Latex Fashions in a release.

OK, the italics are ours.

Clever girls can transform the 2-inch wide tape into mummy-like skirts and tops in black, red, blue or yellow. Watch out Balenciaga!

It's all happening at booth B-723 -- Jan. 9-12, 2008 -- at the Sands Expo Center in case you are in LV (and we don't mean Louis Vuitton) and and bored with slot machines and such.

Jakub says the tape is "reusable." Nice to know the adult industry is looking out for the environment.

Recycled Latex, anyone?

 

 

Source: LiquidLatexFashions.com