Edited soon there after
It has come to our attention that readers like celebrity gossip.
Editors suggested (She means superiors insisted!) that I blog (write snarky stuff) about said celebrities. But we are, in our heart of hearts, rather nice. (She's out of touch with pop culture!)
Still, who can deny that celebrity blogger (Call him Celeb Blobber! Have you see that arse? )Perez Hilton is wildly successful? He (The bloated boy) started out writing about celebrities from a distance (Yeah, in his parents basement) and now his (hideously fat) face is seen smiling (Buy some braces with that $ucce$$, for gawd's sake!!) beside actual celebrities.
So, expect more delicious (ly vicious!!) celeb items in 2008. Maybe some day, we can pose beside Perez (He put the P in Perez) Hilton! (Call him Motel 8)
Happy new (screw) year!