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Top 5 Best Selling iPad Apps for Hard Times

 App #2 
 


Prostitutipedia HD 

$*

Description

The definitive App for the desperate career enthusiast facing a shrinking mass of traditional vocational choices.  

Prostitutipedia is the ultimate compendium of ways for you to sell your body in the face of economic hardships.

DID YOU KNOW THAT…?

  • A single testicle can fetch up to $10,000 on the black market!
  • Jazz whistlers in Tokyo will pay you for your saliva!
  • Some Saudi Arabian business men will write a blank check for just ten minutes of sex with you and a blood relative of your choice!
  • Your toenail clippings can fetch up to $400 an ounce from the right foot fetishist! 
  • New trade agreements with the EU no longer make it a crime for American’s abroad to attempt to sell human organs removed under a doctor’s supervision!
  • Many pornographers work from home and pay NO State sales tax!
  • In some Mexican brothels you don’t even have to have teeth to get hired!

HD FEATURES MAKE IT REAL

  •  Select from over 1000 legal and illegal schemes with pictures and video that show you what’s in store for you  
  •  Upload your own pictures and graphics and then cut and paste yourself into the action
  •  Filter categories and career opportunities to find the least distasteful choice that’s right for you
  • Search thousands of prospects, organizations and syndicates looking for you and your body parts - Pimp My BodÒ feature lets’ you name your price 
  •  100% Guaranteed “Happy Ending” or your money back

 

★MAKES A GREAT GIFT FOR THAT RECENT GRAD

★ WINNER OF THE 2011 RNC ‘AMERICAN PLUCK’ AWARD!

* You’re not a cop are you?