The definitive App for the desperate career enthusiast facing a shrinking mass of traditional vocational choices.
Prostitutipedia is the ultimate compendium of ways for you to sell your body in the face of economic hardships.
DID YOU KNOW THAT…?
- A single testicle can fetch up to $10,000 on the black market!
- Jazz whistlers in Tokyo will pay you for your saliva!
- Some Saudi Arabian business men will write a blank check for just ten minutes of sex with you and a blood relative of your choice!
- Your toenail clippings can fetch up to $400 an ounce from the right foot fetishist!
- New trade agreements with the EU no longer make it a crime for American’s abroad to attempt to sell human organs removed under a doctor’s supervision!
- Many pornographers work from home and pay NO State sales tax!
- In some Mexican brothels you don’t even have to have teeth to get hired!
HD FEATURES MAKE IT REAL
- Select from over 1000 legal and illegal schemes with pictures and video that show you what’s in store for you
- Upload your own pictures and graphics and then cut and paste yourself into the action
- Filter categories and career opportunities to find the least distasteful choice that’s right for you
- Search thousands of prospects, organizations and syndicates looking for you and your body parts - Pimp My BodÒ feature lets’ you name your price
- 100% Guaranteed “Happy Ending” or your money back
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* You’re not a cop are you?