App #2 
 

Prostitutipedia HD 

$*

Description

The definitive App for the desperate career enthusiast facing a shrinking mass of traditional vocational choices.  

Prostitutipedia is the ultimate compendium of ways for you to sell your body in the face of economic hardships.

DID YOU KNOW THAT…?

• A single testicle can fetch up to $10,000 on the black market!
• Jazz whistlers in Tokyo will pay you for your saliva!
• Some Saudi Arabian business men will write a blank check for just ten minutes of sex with you and a blood relative of your choice!
• Your toenail clippings can fetch up to $400 an ounce from the right foot fetishist! 
• New trade agreements with the EU no longer make it a crime for American’s abroad to attempt to sell human organs removed under a doctor’s supervision!
• Many pornographers work from home and pay NO State sales tax!
• In some Mexican brothels you don’t even have to have teeth to get hired!

HD FEATURES MAKE IT REAL

•  Select from over 1000 legal and illegal schemes with pictures and video that show you what’s in store for you  
•  Upload your own pictures and graphics and then cut and paste yourself into the action
•  Filter categories and career opportunities to find the least distasteful choice that’s right for you
• Search thousands of prospects, organizations and syndicates looking for you and your body parts - Pimp My BodÒ feature lets’ you name your price 
•  100% Guaranteed “Happy Ending” or your money back

★MAKES A GREAT GIFT FOR THAT RECENT GRAD

★ WINNER OF THE 2011 RNC ‘AMERICAN PLUCK’ AWARD!

* You’re not a cop are you?