I've got one of those bus passes that's electronically loaded each month. Last week I sat on it and cracked it with my powerful right glute, rendering it inoperable.
I called and ordered a new card and was told it would arrive in five to seven business days. No big deal, I thought. I've had the same driver for a couple of months. I'll just tell him what the story is and he'll remember, possibly with a little prompting, from that moment forward.
Well dip me in Tang and call me John Boehner, if a new driver didn't show up on my inaugural morning with a useless bus pass. And the next day another new driver. And the next day a different one, yet. By gum, I've had a different driver each of the past four days.
It's been interesting.
Driver: Good morning, sir.
Me (brandishing my scotch-taped card): My card's broken.
Driver: Can you try to tap it?
Me (fruitlessly tapping): Yeah, see.
Driver: All right, bro. Go ahead.
Driver (after seeing that my pass doesn't work): Do you have any cash?
Me: No. Plus, this thing costs ninety bucks a month.
Driver: Next time, just bring some cash.
Me (walking away): Yeah, maybe.
As I retreated down the aisle, the driver's voice continued. Was he still talking to me? Who else would he be talking to? Do I stop in the aisle and try to hear what he's saying? Should I return to the front?
Nah. I sat down and eventually he stopped talking.
Driver (again after seeing that my card doesn't scan): So it's loaded monthly, huh?
Driver: Do you have a pass or a purse?
Me: Do I have a pass or a purse?
Me: I'm pretty sure it's always been a bus pass.
Driver: Go ahead, I believe you.
A purse? Since then, I've found out that "ePurse" is a service for manually loading your bus card. I'm thinking if the driver had said "ePurse," rather than "Do you have a pass or a purse?" it may have held a bit more context.
So anyway, you're welcome, Metro. No charge for being your customer service mole ever since my card broke. In the final analysis, the drivers I encountered were courteous and accommodating, albeit a little quirky.