First, if you pitched to Deb Werksman of Sourcebooks, she had 150 pitches!!! Wow, she was swamped! She's off to BEA this week. We had 2300 visitors to the site that day alone. Now if only I could get that many visitors here!!! Then again, she's offering the chance of publication. I'm offering--well, some Monday cheer! :) And...I'm 1/4 of the way through writing Dreaming of the Wolf, (Book #8), so proposed Book 9 and 10 to Deb yesterday. I never know whether a book proposal will sell, and I won't know for several weeks, so...what's a writer to do??? Write! I hope to have 1/3 of Dreaming of the Wolf done by the 3-day weekend. :) Thanks to Susie for sending me these!!! I'm off to write and weed and all that other stuff....so I wanted to share a chuckle with you first! Which is your favorite?
These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day....
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog. able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.
COWS: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
California grown - 89 cents/lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE ..
Worn once by mistake.. Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
My favorite is the Wedding Dress for Sale one!!
Have a super day and may you enjoy a laugh or two along the way!!!
"Giving new meaning to the term alpha male."