Here's a solution to those intrusive full body scanners proposed by the TSA. Stop by your friendly airport Burger King and buy pancakes to hide your junk. Sorry folks, the french toast won't work--it's gotta be pancakes.
According to the Journal of Transportation Security,
"It is very likely that a large (15-20 cm in diameter), irregularly-shaped, cm-thick pancake with beveled edges, taped to the abdomen, would be invisible to this technology, ironically, because of its large volume, since it is easily confused with normal anatomy."
Really? Confused with normal anatomy? I wonder if a hamburger patty would work as well.
Read full article at the Economist (Beating the full-body scanner).