Is it too much to ask people not to hug the bears?
I'm sure even Neanderthals, whose bones reveal crushing fractures sustained during hunting, never wrestled game for the sake of Bambi needing a hug. And look what happened to them–gone forever, because they never thought to throw a stick at a mammoth rather than get up close and poke it in the eye. Every Cro-Magnon knows that just angers Barbar.
But you can't fault Neanderthals for being surly. After all, Barbar did have a nice suit and a spanking set of wheels.
Yet every week, some dope jumps a fence or swims a moat to cuddle with carnivores.
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