Yesterday I was laying down on the couch for a few minutes before I was to run off and go tutor, bleaching shelves on my teeth, trying not to swallow as I sit for thirty minutes a day to achieve what every good American Los Angelino is required to want, whiter teeth. I also want to be not pushing 160 pounds, but that is for another blog.

I lay back on my couch, and up comes my twelve pound cute as your cutest teddy bear shih-tsu Bodhi. Walk walk walk, up my legs, up my stomach, onto my boobs, walk walk walk, down the same way. Spring board leap off my stomach onto the ledge of the couch. I decide to turn on my side. Again, leap off the ledge, onto me! Walk walk walk, up my hips, stick nose in face, walk walk walk, down off my legs onto the couch. I am so big to him, I am nothing more than part of the couch.