A simple San Francisco town-fool/masseur finds the key to the tingly portions and then the much larger secret of True Love. After peddling capital-O Orgasms to Hollywood's hottest at $7,000 de pop, he marries Zelda (a ravishing triple-jointed dancer/courtesan), Jason (a glowing five-gold Olympic gymnast with a most amusing sexual problem), and Fifi (an eccentric erotic healer with fraternal-twin Gigastar daughters. They lead Earth to an Orgasm of Light. See www.strangebillions.com or http://members.aol.com/truluv7/