Interview with a Vampire with HIV
Reporter: So I'm going to ask you right from the gitgo. How is it possible for you to be HIV positive?
Vampire: I contracted it from donor.
Reporter: A donor? What’d you do rob a blood bank?
Vampire: No my sustenance has to be fresh, young lady.
Reporter: So wait a minute. Some live body donated blood to you?
Vampire: Live yes. Donated no. But still alive.
Reporter: Did he live because he had HIV? Did you stop in the middle or something?
Vampire: I don’t kill. That is something in book and movies. Television. Most of us seek or coerce donors.
Reporter: How do you coerce?
Vampire: Usually seduction. Sometimes I-what do you say?-snitch?
Reporter: Sneak. You sneak up on them?
Vampire: Yes, I guess you’d call it that. But I don’t change into a bat or something. That again is only in movie.
Reporter: So do you seduce men and women?
Reporter: Well you are a handsome guy. Not what I'd expect a vampire to look like that’s for sure. But now are going around giving people HIV? That’s killing them isn’t it?
Vampire: No. I don’t kill. I am having a difficult time. I have to study people to see if have AIDS or HIV. I will not give this to someone. We have code where I come from.
Vampire: Fiction. We have a small colony at location we don’t discourse.
Reporter: Disclose you mean. Is it in Eastern Europe?
Vampire: Not Europe. Never was. But I not say anything more.
Reporter: You have a strange accent. I can’t place it.
Vampire: You have beautiful eyes. You have HIV or AIDS, yes?
Reporter: I think the interview is over.