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Moving from the right side of the brain to the left side of the brain

Many of you out there may wonder how an English major moved from the right side of the brain to the left side of the brain. It is actually a fun story to tell and if you have time to read on, I will share. I am 37.5 years old give or take a few months and as a younger child, for some crazy reason, I though I could become a Doctor. That dream died in community college when I tried to take College Algebra, Physics, and Chemistry in one semester. I had to drop all classes. Time to change the major. I waffled for awhile and then decided on English because I loved to read and write. I thought being an English Professor would be so cool and that was my track.   

Fast Forward past my community college days and now I am at Florida State University (has the most beautiful woman there). I continued the English track with a concentration in creative writing. In my days there, I learned a lot from Professor Janet Burroway; she really helped my writing to mature. I still considered graduate school to move towards becoming a Professor and then the realization of how much money it was going to cost set in. I was already 15k in debt and to get my PHD would add an additional 50-60k. Guess what? Time to get a job. 

I drove my Honda beater back home to Mom (ouch) and hit the streets. I got my first job by answering an add in a paper. I was to become the Editor at a small publication called Onboard Services, an airlplane magazine. The pay was $5.50 an hour. Mcdonald's paid about the same and didn't require college. I was still stuck at home and required to put my clothes away lol. I did this for a short time and then the company was moving up to Orlando. He wanted me to come with him and offered me a .25 raise and $100.00 to move up to Orlando. What a swell guy. I told him I needed to make at least 18k to be able to do it. My mom didn't live up there and that would require an apartment to rent. $5.50 just wouldn't cut it. He offered me $6.00 per hour and $200.00. I quit. I am still puting my clothes away at the house.

Time to hit the pavement again and now I got a job at night running the big newspaper presses at Sun Sentinel. By day I was looking for a job. Apparently in my youth I needed no sleep (children changed that) This went on for awhile and then a chance encounter at Friday's with a Documentation Manager changed my life. We got to talking. I can't remember his name so let's just call him Earl. 

Earl: I need a Technical Writer to write computer documentation.

Me: Did you say writer?

Earl: Technical Writer

Me: Whatever, I can write anything.

Earl: Can you start tomorrow?

Me: How much does it pay?

Earl: 25k

Me: Can I start tonight?

I had 3 months to prove myself and the job moved to a permanent position and that is how I got started in Technical Writing. I am now 23.
To be continued....

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