It really bothers me that my animal crackers don't all face the same direction.
Also I can't tell the rhinos from the hippos.
Which is important because hippos are more dangerous in milk.
My mother says eating animal crackers involves a complicated ethos.
Ethos is Greek for Because I Said So.
I think it may also be the name of one of the three musketeers.
I saw that movie with my father.
They had swords and mustaches.
I liked the swords.
I keep giving them names.
I'm almost ready to eat one and then I think Dave.
Dave is my favorite.
I'm definitely saving him for last.
George has a broken head.
He may go first.
It's the Circle of Life.
Or maybe I will free them all.
And we'll start a Circus.
The Circus of the Animal Crackers.
I'll be the Ringmaster.
But I won't have a Mustache.
I'll have a Sword.