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Vital Statistics

The nursing staff called over the intercom for vital stats.

"I'm alive," I said. "Me too," said Mom.

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Serious question...

But how do you know?

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Because you pay taxes.

Though I'd prefer something more...what's your word...epistemological? Not quite clear what that actually means :)

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Epistemology

is the study of long words no one can spell.

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long live mom!!!

long live mom!!!

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88

and counting... :)