where the writers are
Talk About a Steep Decline

My new glasses keep sliding down my nose.

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Only solution...

get rhinoplasty... only don't be tempted to go for Cyrano de Bergerac...

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If I could write Cyrano,

I'd consider Cyrano.

Then again there's always Lasik.


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Oh, never say...

you are prepared to forsake your rose-tinteds...!

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Not Likely

I used to wear contacts on stage, and they are the reason I was such a clumsy dancer (and I'm sticking to that story regardless of evidence).

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oops....how about a little

oops....how about a little blue tac? m

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no Krazy Glue?