My father would have turned 90 today. Here is one of his jokes, like most of them golf-related:
There are these two golfers. They’re on the tee getting ready to hit when one of them spots a funeral procession going by. So he takes off his hat and holds it over his heart. And the other golfer says:
“You know, that was really thoughtful”.
The first golfer puts his hat back on and says:
“Well, she was a good wife for 25 years…”