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A Christmas Poem

I’m trying to write a Christmas poem

But nothing rhymes with poem but Nome.

Or loam. Or foam. Or home. That’s good.

But nothing rhymes with good but wood.

 

But wood is good for Christmas poems

With roasting chestnuts in the home.

I’m glad that I don’t have a hearth

For nothing rhymes with that but Darth.

 

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When I worked in the UCLA

When I worked in the UCLA Plasma physics department, one of the great challenges was to find something that rhymed with plasma.  I came up with "has'ma" as in "Who has'ma plasma?  I know I left it here somewhere!"

But  for poem....here's a few.

Stow'em,.....what you do with presents until December 25

Show'em.....what you do after you stow 'em

Blow 'em   What you do with Christmas candles before retiring

Know 'em.  What you think your kids want for Christmas

Ho Ho Ho 'em    What Santa does

 

I'm sure there's more. :)

 

Merry Christmas!

 

Eric

 

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Thanks Eric

for sharing your unparalleled poetic ear. And the christmas wishes!

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And that's why

My poetry never rhymes. Merry Christmas.

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A Wise Choice

Dante had it so easy.