Today I watched a CNN Video on the first Cannabis club commercial that aired here in California. The dispensary is run by a woman who says she is a Conservative Christian. She does not believe in Prop 19, but instead stricter laws for existing Marijuana clubs.
Okay. That seems sort of fair for a person who does not believe Marijuana across the board should be legal and only used for medical purposes. It might not hit with some? But I get it. Sure. She says weed is "God's Creation" Sure. I get that too. Why not?
But what struck me as hilarious was not what some would consider the oxymoron of a "Christian Conservative Owning A Pot Establishment" Oh no. What struck me as funny was the random guy they found to refute even this woman.
It is as though he stole the script directly from the original movie Refer Madness. Pot is a gateway drug. Our children are affected by it.
He even did my most favorite insane comparison slippery slope: "Medicinal Marijuana??? What is next? Medicinal COCAINE??"
Because you know...Marijuana is so close to Cocaine.
I know when I get stoned I think the world is out to get me, I break everything in my apartment then put the pieces meticulously back together on the floor listening to Pink Floyd's The Wall and finding it suddenly relates to me. Then, I break blood vessels in my nose.
Yea. Cocaine can make you O.D. in a bathroom where your friends at the Techno Rave think you have gone off with the guy in the skinny jeans. Marijuana makes you find worthless references to Nietzsche and Fraiser quotes, while eating Funyons while your nerdish friends jokes are doubly funny.
Death by O.D? Death by excessive Funyon Overeating.
Basically *everyone wins on weed*
I digress. Like I'm on weed.
This guy goes on in this video about the Slippery Slope with a ton of incorrect Matrix updated from 1934 government documents.
But, I had to roll back that video. I had to hear again what organization this Marijuana "Expert" was from.
He is from "Marijuana Harms Families"
Of course he is.
It seems of late, if you want to sell your hateful manifesto of something you do not believe in or like? You got to put the word "Families" in it.
Example you say? Well:
The American Family Association sounds pretty fucking wonderful, right? It's an Association. For families.
You know, they probably organize family gatherings and picnics and give health tips for moms with babies and help find awesome babysitting services right? After School Daycare. Safe Halloween Parties for the family? Right? Right?
Well, maybe. That is of course in-between them holding up hateful Homophobic signs at Home Depot:
The American Family Association, whose purpose is to represent and stand for traditional family values,” has recently announced a formal boycott of the nationwide retailer Home Depot for its proud display and continued support for the homosexual agenda. The family group encourages individuals who support the traditional family structure to shop at alternate retailers and has even renamed the retail giant, “The Homosexual Depot".
Homosexuals at Home Depot?!? What is next? Cats and dogs working at Pottery Barn??
I would like to start up an organization called "Families Against Family Organizations Organization" The organization guidelines: A non religious based organization to support and foster never using the word Families again to name an organization. With your help, we can rid this country of exploiting the use of the word Families as agenda to really stupid shit. Once we have accomplished this goal we will change our name to "Those Who Oppose Us Will Stand Knee Deep In The Blood Of Their Children" with the permission of Los Angeles based improv ensemble "Those Who Oppose Us Will Stand Knee Deep In The Blood of Their Children.
Family Organizations! What is next? A Serial Killer's Organization?!? It's a slippery slope! I got Matrix on this in my PowerPoint presentation! Do you know that 100% of Family Organizations organizers do not have children of their own?
Where did I find this information? Well...IN MY HEAD! I took it out of my head and put it in a PowerPoint Presentation!
Let's save the world. One Family Organization at a time.
Causes Shaun Landry Supports
The Alzheimer's Foundation, NAACP, Breast Cancer Foundation, Gilda's Club.