Sarah Palin doesn't fool me. Not in the slightest.
Sure. She MAKES people want to think that this bus tour is a bid to run for president without ever announcing it. Sure...she slightly hints around how much patriotism is on that bus.
If people could just "Step on the bus of American Good Times" You would know her intentions! She makes you want to believe that the seat of the bus are made of cotton candy of conservative goodness and if you step on this bus there will be such a backdraft of patriotic fervor that it might make you go sterile.
Sterile for the Awesome of America!
Sure, she might have all the Liberal bleeding hearts and CNN pundits all fooled that this is an attempt for a 2012 campaign. What with her going to every stop that most candidates go to when they run for president. Pish Posh I say! I'm bringing back Pish Posh! Pish Posh, I say.
Also, you gone astray Republicans who think she is trying to take away thunder from those pesky guys who still hold office someplace? Pish Posh to you too! Don't you see what she is doing? Don't you see?
It's as clear as the nose on a fish's face!
Her hair? The bus? The smiling glowing heart wrenching sincerity and clothes? Sarah Palin is running for the President of Up with People!
What you don't know who Up with People are? I do. So does Sarah who is vying for President.
Up with People is a group of go getters just like Palin. Armed with amazingly perfect hair, wholesome goodness and one black person (SHE IS THERE! Right on the picture. Sort of in the back) They have been proving for The good Lord how America Should be.
Clean. Wholesome. God Fearing. Filled with America and pride. WIth one black person to lovingly justify it all.
Sure this might sound silly, Up With People has not been relevant since...well. Ever. Sure. Up with People's website talks about cultural diversity now and children seeing the world.
But can't you see?? This is why Sarah Palin wants to be President of Up With People. It's clear. Clear as a Church's Glass Pane Window!
With Palin's due diligence on her Up with People esque Tour bus she can return Up With People back to the way it used to be: Proud. Strong. God Fearing. With a banjo, bass and guitar used for The RIGHT reason The Smothers brothers or Steve Martin abused! White Men will go back to wearing thin ties and suits. Pass out the Aquanet! We are going back with Sarah on her bid in the greatest moment she could ever achieve: The President of Up With People. People, wherever you go!
President of the Unites States? PISH POSH I say! There are bigger steaks to boil. Someone has to save Up With People from themselves!
It's so obvious what she is doing here. Obvious as this next sentence is to this article. Luggage is the devils' work.
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