I can't I believe I'm saying this about a talentless hack with an enormous rear end.
Let's talk about her more. I will tell you why. But first let me preface all of this with my almost stifling hatred of this woman.
I have been doing theater and performing professionally since the age of eighteen. So have many unbelievable talented people in improv comedy who have treaded the bards at Second City and have never seen the incredible uber fame as this woman....whose only claim to fame is being sort of a horrible douchebag claimed into money.
She makes me sick as an actor. Vomitus sick.
It doesn't get any better when you remove the no talent hack part and you end up with a woman who you would wish to kick in the teeth if she was just your regular Neiman Marcus Perfume Lady with way too much of her own product on and talks too loudly about herself and makes you wish you never invited her to your dinner party. She's horrible as a human being in general. I see literally nothing that is redeeming as a human in Kim Kardashian.
And yet we give her all the attention she craves. It makes me sick. Especially sick when it came to "Her marriage"
Being in the business and living in Los Angeles, innuendo has abounded about this 72 day love fest that is not even on the same notch of any of Zsa Zsa's or Elizabeth Taylor relationships. This was the ultimate (according to rumors and innuendoes) "The Pre Fab Relationship": Let's get this woman married in an almost Vaudevillian/Clown Mirror version of Princess Dianna to a sports star (according to the rumors "A Second Draft Choice") and sell this to a major entertainment network in the cost of millions of dollars.
Meanwhile...I wear a 125 dollar wedding ring because my original 75 dollar one from National Public Radio Exploded off my hand doing a reading of a new play. I'm the 99%. I digress.
Seventy Two Days Later...this marriage implodes in a ball of flames that is gossip worthy. The tabloids are eating it up as much as the over the top wedding. What it is assumed to be a lost for that network that forked over all that money is actually a boon for them in ratings of how shocked...just horribly shocked...that her loved one was in it "For the fame"
I want to kick Kim Kardashian in the face. Someone needs to do this. I think I will.
This violent Face Kicking is not just for the fact that I think she has about as much worth as a moldy dish sponge with bits of rotten chicken pieces in it. Oh no. For those who believe in the idea of marriage? She makes me want to pull her spleen out and show it to her for snicks and grins.
Do the people in the media actually fawning over this failed marriage with a prenup realize that the people who I have known for decades (with considerably far more talent) have been together for more than two decades and yet cannot get married?
She is not annulling. They are doing the garden variety pre-nup divorce. The reason: Irreconcilable Differences. Which means in theory this man can actually get some sort of ridiculous compensation for this marriage. Only 72 days of this marriage. He will be compensated for what for all purposes was "Independent Contractor" work.
Meanwhile my dear friend and theater genius writer and director Thomas Swift has been with his partner for fifteen years. He cannot get what Kardashian's or her "72 day husband" even had for their fake seventy two days with all the benefits a prenup can entail.
When his partner is in the hospital and dies? He does not get hospital visitation, inheritance rights, taxation of inherited asset, pension benefits for his job or mortgage deductions. Why? Because they are gay.
Meanwhile this woman (and her heterosexual "Fame Beard") have all of that if they wanted it. All of that. Thing that kills me? They were never in love in the first place.
And that makes me want to backhand the media...because this is the story that is not being told.
This is what makes me want to nut punch the holier than holies who right now are following the juicy tidbits of this sham marriage on TMZ...while voting against gay marriage being legal.
This is what makes me want to take my foot and stick in squarely in that ginamorous ass of Kardashian. It's an easy mark. I just can't miss it.
She is disgusting in every way and now she has taken the idea of the sanctity of marriage and twisted it upon itself for ratings...making the honest and loving who cannot get married want to join me in the senseless and yet strangely justified "Hypothetical Beating"
Yes. We need to talk about this woman more.
In a way that would do her money making reality machine no good whatsoever. Let's start the media conversation with the idea of The Sancity of Marriage and the Hypocrisy of This Marriage to Real Relationships between two people with talent who just just happen to be gay.
I dare you TMZ and E!. I dare you.
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