Goddamnit. It was so much easier when we wore sheets! Screamed Clive Martin of The Virginia Ku Klux Klan Knights of The Southern Cross protesting Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church.
"We are here to support our POW's! Just as long as they are not black or Jewish. DIFFERENCE! HELLO??" Yelled Martin .
The Klan has no social values! Said Maribeth Smith from The Westboro Baptist Church. "They will burn in hell. There is no color lines with us! Unless of course they are fags! Difference! Difference! Hello???!?"
"Look. I'm just having a hard time on whose Harley Davidson is whose to ticket here" says police officer Sherman Mayer. "It's more difficult when they take a break and go to the bathroom. I keep pointing people to the wrong side of the picket line."
"I'm so confused here." Confessed Sean Gietz who is protesting the appearance of both organizations. "When they have their signs up I can tell. But I must confess: I have mistaken nine people with 'Jews Killed Jesus' shirts. Four was with the Klan. Five was with Westboro. I agree with that guy over there screaming it was easier in Sheets. They really need to pass out different wrists bands at these protest."
Causes Shaun Landry Supports
The Alzheimer's Foundation, NAACP, Breast Cancer Foundation, Gilda's Club.