Dear Universe:
You can't stop people from being stupid. You can't stop racism Homophobia and Xenophobia. You *can't* Nor, can you explain to someone who truly feels that denying rights to blacks, Latinos, people with different sexual orientation outside of heterosexual and someone not born in this country is wrong.
You. Have. To. Cut. Out. The. Part. Of. The. Human. Brain. That. Causes. Hate. To. Achieve. Human. Equality.
As an FYI.
Love, Shaun
Dear America:
Today, you will see hundreds of people jam pack a Chick-Fil-A. You will actually see tons of people support a corporation that has milk shakes where just looking at it will give you instant exploding diarrhea.
Why? Because they support the right of its owners to tell gays and lesbians they are living in sin, they are sick and twisted and they have no rights of marriage. They support firing woman to force them to be stay at home moms. They support that speech and even more importantly, they support that speech with their money.
They support this corporation who gives their money to the organizations who go beyond freedom of speech and into creating bigoted laws to support that speech.
Also FYI: Chick-Fil-A loves this. They love their bigoted clientele. They love Mike Huckabee and Sarah Palin. Because who does not love that people who hate this much will actually give a corporation this much free publicity and hand over money without even paying for a meal. Why wouldn't the hard religious right throw back a big shin-dig Appreciation Day for the very same people who have been funneling money to them for supporting legislation to squelch the rights of gay men and women?
Why wouldn't they love having footage of hundreds of people inside a Chick-Fil-A? That is free footage for a national commercial.
If it makes you feel any better, people who believe in basic human rights, here is the caveat: These hate mongers will be getting exploding diarrhea in the process of drinking that shake they paid for to support and pass laws on that speech.
I guess if you are going to be assholes. Let your ass explode in the process.
America, that is their right to gather and buy that product in support of hate all under the right of Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Protest.
More power to them. I guess...go USA.
Just know, folks waiting in line to get that Exploding Diarrhea Shake today...because you exercise your right of Freedom of Speech does not mean your freedom of speech makes you right in anyway whatsoever. Your freedom of speech officially tells the world that you are horrible dickheads.
Double the points if you are claiming you are a liberal and find the closet television camera and say you are there to support freedom of speech. Well. That makes you the stupidest fucking dickhead out of the crew of dickheads around you. Have two Exploding Dirarhea Shakes today. You and your money being funneled via this chain of fast food supporting legislation for trying to stop basic marriage rights for all humans via the worst hate filled groups you say you don't believe in deserves two of those shakes.
So for that. thank you. Thank you for expressing your freedom of speech, that certain section of America, that makes people of different races, creeds and sexual orientation map out different routes in their daily activity to not have you scream names at them while drinking your exploding diarrhea shakes.
At least I know today exactly who the dickheads are...and where they generally hold up to keep the people you hate safe.
Today you all seemed to be holed up at your local Chick-Fil-A.

FYI America: Take a look above, America. These are the faces who are expressing their Freedom of Speech standing in line to support Chick-Fil-A. Now. I will use my freedom of speech.
These are the people who are complete assholes of life.
The people who never invite your uncle over for Thanksgiving with whispered hushes? The guy who is always gone from 9pm to 3am and says before he goes "I'm going to show them queers a thing or three" with his pickup truck and a bat? The high school girl who wants you to fix your gay with the flyer her mom ran off at kinkos for her to pass out to anyone who she thinks is *different*? The ones who tell their gay co-worker they respect his orientation and an hour later that gay co-worker decides to eat at his desk because the same people are in the break room calling him a faggot?
They are drinking exploding diarrhea shakes at The Chick-Fil-A near you. Finally having a place to express all that in public.
Just a FYI. Now you know where they all hold up when they are not trying to ruin your life because theirs are so obsolete, and where they wish to cause shitstorms. Figuratively and literally.
Just so ya know.
Kisses,
Shaun
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