Catchy title, no? Makes you want to read on? It's the title of a cantata written by my grandfather. Here is an excerpt. You may appreciate his way with melody in this radio broadcast of 1913. Unfortunately the hilarity of the title overwhelms the music, which could be called, um, wet.

(The libretto is based on Matthew 12:1 - 13, The Parable of the Ten Virgins as told by Jesus.)