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Bitch-speak: Several Condescending Ways to Say NO

Your hard
drive
is so incompatible with
my soft
ware

We are so
alike
that we
repel

You're so weak where
I am strong
no, no honey we
just don't
belong

Our compasses point
to different
Norths,
so abort your
mission
just abort

Oh go
away, don't
waste my time
'cause I really
hate to
have to rhyme

It's really
tiring, being too
polite
so just for once
please
get it right:

...it's not me
it IS you,
don't act so
surprised.