I took matters in my own hands and blocked off the hole in the light well next to our house where the pigeons were busy building a nest. Afterwards I watched the two of them standing on the edge of the roof, blinking, cleaning their feathers, looking into the light well and trying to decide what to do next. I imagined them talking to each other, complaining about the obstruction the large bipedal creature had put in the way of their sweet little domicile. The female, speaking in the voice of Cameron Diaz, said “What are we going to do now?” “I don’t know," said the male, speaking in the voice of Adam Sandler. "Give me a minute to think.” Then they flew away.