Hey, Willow, you should have warned your Person about those gondola trips. Apparently, sometimes, when you sign up for nice leisurely and romantic rides on the Grand Canal, the mafioso whips out an Evinrude, slips it on the stern and you whoosh up to St Mark's Square like a sailfish on heat. What a way to rob the punter! Either of them!! No time for 'O Solo Miaow' or a chop-licking Cornetto!
Speaking of which, I'm fine with sniffing badgers and foxes, a whiz in the rabbit steaks and rats...well! According to Robert Browning (the poet with the gravy!) they fought the dogs and killed the cats which makes 'em pretty smart in my book. Eau de feline is guaranteed to drive me up the wall. Honestly! I reckon evolution is about to take a quantum leap towards dogs sprouting wings. On second thoughts, perhaps not: unfortunately the relevant parts have been tampered with. I get dizzy thinking about it. It makes the withers tingle.Thank goodness they've stopped docking tails!
You want to get that Shift Key sorted. It's a tricky one. I've tried it with both paws on the keyboard at once when Herself is out of the room. I crack on it's an email from Billy Connolly when she comes back.
Stay Cool - Oh yes, I recall from your guest blog yesterday that you are doing. A bit too cool!
Jack (canine in much waiting to the writer in residence on this patch.)
Causes Rosy Cole Supports
World Vision, International Prison Outreach, Salvation Army, Emmaus Project, Poor Clares, DogsTrust, BUAV (against animal testing) WWT (Wildfowl &...