I've never heard about this Wizard everyone seems to be writing about. I mean, he sounds pretty cool. I didn't know there were really all that many wizards left these days. There's this guy who hangs out around the fire station who claims to be a wizard. He has this car antenna he uses for a wand; shakes it at me when I walk by on my way to the store, tells me I'm gonna be rich by noon. I'm not sure he's really a wizard, though.
But this Oz dude, now he sounds pretty cool, giving away hearts and brains and such, and hanging out in an emerald city where everybody just like dotes all over him. I could use some of that.
How come I never heard of him before? Is he some kind of hot new pan-flash, like Lady Ga-Ga? Can anybody hook me up with an appointment?