A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR...is the result of 20 years of research. It is, quite simply, the definitive single-volume collection of modern American adult humor. 700 pages.
What type of writing pays best?
Ransom notes.
Why doesn't Smokey-the-Bear have any children?
Everytime his wife gets hot he throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel.
What did Zero say to Eight?
"I love your belt."
What's brown and full of holes?
Swiss shit.
What's the longest sentence in the world?
"I do."
Winner of the 2002 New Mystery Award for High Steaks
23 books in print.
200+ articles published in national magazines.
8 children and 12 grandchildren.
Avid runner, lives happily and quietly with wife Penny in Windsor, CA
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High Steaks is smartass, erudite and intriguing. The characters have surprising backgrounds that serve as social...
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