Chapter One, in Rusty Barnes' Fried Chicken and Coffee:

http://www.friedchickenandcoffee.com/2012/11/02/i-inherited-a-mixed-animal-from-uncle-living-in-woods-novel-excerpt-from-richard-martin/

My Uncle Leonard was a her­mit who lived alone in the Uncon­scious For­est his entire life. Unc had a sack of money stashed away, and when he went to meet his Maker he left every penny to my lit­tle sis­ter Shane. He left me, a full grown man, a rusty bicy­cle and a busted set of drums. I don’t mean he left me a full grown man, I mean I am a full grown man. So why would he leave me a load of child­ish junk instead of cold hard adult cash?...