What are they really saying to each other?
Chavez: It's my favorite book. Is there a way you can get Ivory Madison to autograph it?
Obama: I am a member of RedRoom.Com - I'll make a call.
Chavez: It's a book with a very strong female lead. She likes to beat up on men.
Obama: And you're telling me this ... why?
Chavez: First they make you buy six separate comics! And, now they sell it as a single book!
Obama: Yeah, those book marketers are evil.
Chavez: I will give you this fine piece of literature for that beautiful tie!
Chavez: Look! The blue in the book cover matches the blue in your tie!
Obama: Not really.
Chavez: Mr. President! I wanted to give you a gift that symbolizes the honor and respect I have for your country!
Obama: And you gave me a comic book? It's "go time", bitch!
Chavez: Pull my finger!
Obama: Pull mine first!
Chavez: Guess where my hand has been!
Obama: Guess where my foot is pointing!
Chavez: Marvel Comics? One word: radiation!
Obama: Spider-Man can kicks Batman's ass anyday!
Chavez: This book wasn't bad, but I like Greg Rucka's "Cry For Blood" better.
Obama: Aw, hell. Now it's REALLY "go time", bitch!
OK, I'm done (well, not really, but ...)
Who's next? Caption this picture!