In the darkest of universes, there lies the darkest of galaxies, and within this really dark galaxy is a pitch dark solar system, and in this dark dark solar system spins an equally dark earth around a dark sun.
On this darkest of planets, called earth, is the darkest of continents, and there is a dark dark country, filled with dark people and even darker things.
In the middle of the darkest of forests, sits a really dark house.
Open the dark dark door, but only after using the dark knocker to make a sharp dark sound that echoes in the darkness forever.
Enter the dark hallway and walk down it carefully until you find another, this time open, dark door.
Enter and look for the dark dark cupboard in the corner of this dark dark room.
Open the dark dark cupboard and you shall find an electrician fixing the light.
Give him the light bulb you purchased from the dark dark shop with your dark money.
Watch the whole cupboard, house, forest, country, world, sun, solar system, galaxy, and universe light up!
Breathe a sigh of relief and get back to work on that dark novel that's been sitting in a really dark desk drawer, gathering the darkest of thoughts.
Let it see the daylight and life, and your universe will light up for good! Be an electrician with a pen filled with liquid light!
Happy writing everyone! Keep your light on!