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From: Mrs. Violet Rose-Thorn Truelips (email@example.com.DS)
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Sent: Saturday, April 24, 2010 5:29:56 AM
Attention: My Dearest Dear Blank-at-coldmail-dot-com,
I am Mrs. Violet Rose-Thorn Truelips. I am a recently widowed citizen of a
but now reside as a refugee in an anonymous ad-torn country
with cable TV and a swimming pool.
My personal address is as follows:
The Divided States,
The City of Roads,
Bomb Shelter Drive,
Dear Blank, I want to relocate to your country
Because I am very rich now
After taking part in the Knightarian Compensation Scam Scheme
So many years ago.
I paid over DS$20,000 to get them to release my millions
All to no avail.
So I traveled to Knightaria, alone,
With my compensation documents in hand,
And after experiencing the horrors of bad service
And men clad in rusty armor wielding lances and axes,
I met with Barrister Giwabana Flute,
A member of the Knightarian Compensation Awards Committee,
Who had this to say,
Whosoever contacts you via d’ email
Is d’ fake one
Who wants your money.
I help you good?”
Barrister Giwabana Flute’s armor wasn’t rusty at all,
He even looked me in the eye often
And he didn’t carry a sword or anything dangerous like that.
So he personally escorted me to the Knightarian Bank
To fill in Compensation forms
And now I am the most happiest widow in the world,
All my suffering is fully compensated
To the lullaby tune of DS$2,000,000,000.00,
Which I received shortly after returning to The Divided States.
The Barrister showed me many full personal informations
Of others who need similar compensations
And I saw your name there as one of the beneficiaries,
Along with your email address.
So don’t reply to any emails,
Those people want to take your money,
They don’t want to really help you, honey.
I urge you to contact Barrister Giwabana Flute directly here:
Knightaria Compensation House
Name: Barrister Giwabana Flute (Esq)
Phone: +2000-02-20102010, Directline +2000-02-20102011
Dearest Blank, trust me,
Stop dealing with those people who email you,
Your funds are not with them,
They only take advantage of you
Until they dry you up and leave you with nothing.
I only paid DS$350.00 for the paper works
At the Knightarian bank.
Once again stop contacting those bad people by email,
Contact Barrister Giwabana Flute
So he can help you deliver your funds to you
Instead of those internet liars
Asking for different kinds of monies to complete your transactions.
Thank you and be blessed
As I was,
Mrs. Violet Rose-Thorn Truelips.