Hemingway would get in your face immediately if he heard this, challenging you to some kind of duel for the honor and reputation of raging beasts.
And Norman Mailer would pile on just because he loved a fight.
But, get this: they're going to be testing bulls for steroids at Madrid's San Isidro festival next month. This could be an Onion item but it's not. I don't know about you, but it just never occurred to me that bulls needed more testosterone, unless it's a Disney bull -- and then they put it on the cover of Vanity Fair in a flimsy smock. (What's next after Miley? Lewd shots of Cindy Vortex, shot by elegant pseudo-porn photog Sante D'Orazio, in see-through spaghetti straps, thigh-high Ugg boots and just a touch of Vaseline on the lens? But do something else with that pony tail!)
This blog originally appeared on sfgate.com. To read the rest, click here.
Causes Phil Bronstein Supports
Good Ones; anything involving the possibility of redemption.