Noah Baird, author of Donations to Clarity, needs the name for a female roller derby player. These girls/women love scary names, so let your imagination fly!
He also needs an original rock band name, circa late ‘80s. He wants something so sleazy, so nasty, you’ll want to bathe in Purell and throw your keyboard away.
If you are the winner of the contest, Noah will use your submission in an upcoming book (Unless he comes up with a better idea later on), and he’ll send you an autographed copy of Donations to Clarity.
To submit your names for consideration or for further information, click here: Don’t Read This Buhlog by Noah Baird.