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The Standing Still Contest

Elijah Pollack, Neal Pollack, and special guest Dexter face off in an epic battle of wills.

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We're trying this right now.

Seriously, we're going to. I'm sure it will be a tie.

Why isn't this part of the presidential debates? I'd really like to see that. It might tell us exactly what we need to know about the candidates.

Ivory Madison
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