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No biscuits in heaven!

Good thing I wasn't headed that direction anyway.

Huntington Sharp, Red Room

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No Biscuits in heaven!

Any Egg McMuffins?

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Not even a coffee to go?

Carol Williams
Merrill, you are an evil woman. You can have as much breakfast as you like.

How do you find this stuff? Are you trolling the nether worlds of cable TV when you're supposed to be writing? A plague of Cap'n Crunch upon you!

Thanks for the laugh :)

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Uh Huh?

Thankfully I am Buddhist- I'll have my coffee and grits in the next life, the following life and the life after that...

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Uh Huh?

I am a Buddhist too.  We need to get off the wheel, that way we won't need to even think about breakfast anymore.  But in the meantime, we can enjoy it. 

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As the person who posted this song i would like to point out

that there are apparently no waffles or french toast in Heaven either. This makes me think that maybe Dr. Atkins went on to have nearly as much influence in the next life as he did in this one. Which in and of itself is kind of sad. Had he lived a long time ago, I think Dante would have assigned the doctor and the woman from the Beverly Hills Diet to a leadership position in their own special circle in Hell.

And now for the part where I tell you my name,
Merrill Markoe