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Oct.18.2010
Kicked off in Asheville Nth Carolina, A small city on a series of hills with a deserved reputation for the tolerance of street theatre. The policewoman I talked to said that street performance was recognised as an integral part of the cities culture and the right to that expression was always a...
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Feb.21.2009
I’m often approached by substance abusers of all ages, either by mail or e-mail, which I would like you to note is my preference, or less often in person, which I tend to discourage, couple of reasons, to be honest the standard of personal maintenance associated with junkies is frankly appalling...
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Dec.03.2008
I drove 1100 miles New YorkPennsylvaniaMarylandWest VirginiaVirginiaTennesseeGeorgiaAlabamaMississippifinally Lousiana.The serpentine ashfelt slithered under the vehicle.I went mad, I came too, I went mad again.I listened to a great deal of country and western music.'She thinks my tractors sexy.'...
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Dec.01.2008
Driving south from connecticut, flipping the dial on the radio, Fleetwood mac, Eagles, Johnny Cougar, christian rock and preachers disingenuously selling 'non conformity', power ballads with dumb white trash lyrics blaming the wife for the whining husbands lot in life.
It may as well be the 70's...
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Nov.27.2008
This is a remarkable tale, part parable, part adventure story, part travel-log .
There was a boy in Iceland who lived inland in a small village far away from anywhere, and in Iceland there is a great deal of nowhere the entire countries population being about 250,000.
This...
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Nov.26.2008
Anthony Livingspace turned his back on society 25 years ago and has been in its face ever since.
His neck aches. Nobody seems to care.
Out of this frustrating void Tony pulls laughter.
He's adopted the junctions of two bars and a church on banked cobbles in the old part of Granada on the hill in...
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Nov.24.2008
‘Freaks and Ho’s’ is the name of the bar.Staff were advertised as either, sexy freaky or trashy.Obese strippers and tossed dwarfs.The bar holds a couple of hundred, there’s two small stages at the back ends on which a succession of topless large woman perform.It can distort the pace of striptease...
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Nov.23.2008
From Peter Panic.. [Who knows I collect funny stories] used with permission. M Ewen.
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here is a little story for you- you could do a whole book like this-you spend some time in show biz you have some funny stories.ask people to talk about the funniest thing they ever saw. heres...
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Nov.23.2008
Laikinglands first product is the Applause Machine, designed by Martin Smith. Just press the button and the Applause Machine enthusiastically claps its hands for you.
Martin's design was created “for when your ideas are great but no one else agrees.”
http://www.laikingland.co.uk/applause-...
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Nov.22.2008
My cat is called Peter and is perfectly ordinary except for the fact that he's mine, that he has unusually large feet and a couple of extra toes and that he's dieing. He's not at all well and has lost the will to kill. He had a wonderful will to kill, he was a nonchalant yet efficient taker of...
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Nov.22.2008
Fuck the Narrows. Fuck Amherst Rock, the gull shit, the Castle. Fuck Marconi. Fuck the charming little hippy-stained row houses in the Battery. Fuck the Battery. Fuck your harbour clean-up. Fuck the bubble. Fuck the other bubble and fuck the harbour squid. Fuck the Scademia. Fuck the whales and...
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Nov.22.2008
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these...
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About martin
OK I’ll be braveand open up. My name is martin ewen and professionally I am an unhappy stilt pantomime.I was born in 63, I was a child prodigy, by the time I had left the post natalclinic I had graduated as a doctor and was already specializing in bone...
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