“Do you know that you provide a valuable service?” The puppy has been morose this week due to a case of Lyme disease and I think it’s time I cheered up the little sucker. Time to appeal to her altruistic self.
“Me? I do? I’m a service! I have service! What’s service?”
“Well, you make people laugh, make them chuckle in spite of themselves sometimes. When they’re sad or depressed about something big that has happened, you give them endorphins.”
“En-what? I don’t give away nuffin. I wanna get paid for those en-whats. Send out bills. I need Milkbone money.”
The puppy has checked out the number of Red Roomies. Contemplating a Milkbone per click, she seems to be feeling better. Please email dog biscuits (generics grudgingly accepted) directly to www.poorgreedypuppyfromhell.pitiful.now.
Causes Mara Buck Supports
Kennebec Valley Humane Society, Amnesty International