Lonesome for Bears A Woman's Journey in the Tracks of the Wilderness by Linda Jo Hunter

Why do we need bears in the world? You will understand after this entertaining account of true observations.

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“Congratulations! You have won an authentic and restored old railroad car!”

“Oh cool.  Uh, where is it?”

“It’s in your driveway!”

“Congratulations!  You have won a Mercedes red convertible!”

“Oh wow that is SO cool!  Ummm when can I see it?”

“Well, right now it is the little town of Barrow, Alaska and a local man, here is his picture with all his sled dogs in your car, is taking care of it for you until you get there.”

“Congratulations! You have won your very own pole dancing team.”

“Unbelievable!  Uh, where is it?”

“At your mother’s house and by the way, she wants to have a word with you.”

“Congratulations!  You have won a purebred Angus bull, with papers and he comes with a halter already attached.”

“Cool, and where is he?

“Here is a picture of him”

“Uh, that looks like it used to be my garden!”

“Congratulations you have just won $100,000.00!”

“And, what is the catch?”

“How did you know?  Your money, in cash, is in the cargo net of the fishing vessel “Baxter” which is currently steaming for Greenland. Here is a picture of it.”

This is my new game for long drives.  Can you think of some?