There are lots of guys whose mothers always picked up after them. Guys who grew up not knowing how dirty socks on the floor got back in their drawers clean. Guys who never understood that they even needed picking up after. . these guys have a tendency to pick wives who take over for Mom. When they are in the woods they throw down everything. They believe that someone will pick up after them, someone who gets paid for it. It is very obvious in hunting season that there is a lot of “man” litter in the woods. Not that women don’t litter, they do if they are drunk or stoned or just too stressed out by a bunch of kids that they have no control. Sometimes some things are just too icky to carry back with you to put in the trash. Instead it is OK to have some other unsuspecting person step in them. Some people drive cars that look like a dumpster inside and when it gets too full, out the window goes the next unwanted thing. These people believe that litter goes away somehow and that banana peels won’t hurt anything. Teenagers litter sometimes even if they have a good mother who makes them pick up after themselves. To them it is a territory thing. They like to mark where they have been and advertise what they were doing, God forbid. Teenagers also don’t realize that the little crimes they commit can be traced through litter. Which brings me to someone who doesn’t litter. Killers, the professional ones, don’t litter. As a matter of fact, litter is literally a life and death matter. It is only the fear of death that keeps people from littering. Fines? Nah, who cares, most littering people don’t think they will get caught. But I have noticed in areas where grizzly bears roam there is no litter. Yes, fear of death is the only way to keep those greasy hamburger wrappers and beer cans off the ground. In grizzly country people don’t even spit toothpaste on the ground because if they do . . . Well, we need more grizzly bears around. They are a lot prettier than litter and bears plant berry seeds. The woods would be a far better place with no litter and more berries.
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