LiNCOLN PARK's Writings
From novel, THE PiNK SHEATH by LiNCOLN PARK
In this chapter, the book's protagonist, Steinem Langley, spends a day downtown Brooklyn, New York. PARENTAL ADVISORY ~~~ UNCLE BILLY’S FUNERAL was nice; though serene almost to the point of inhumanity. The funeral was downtown Brooklyn; on a quaint, tree-lined side street; about five blocks from Junior’s. ...
From the book, Sculptured Nails and NAPPY HAiR - Four Contemporary Stories by LiNCOLN PARK (2005)
THE MIMOSA TREE I “Happy birthday, Maddi,” said my Daddy as he watched his ten year old test drive her new cassette-radio. It was the perfect gift for the green-eyed kid who knew every instrumental break to every song played on the air for the past eleven months; all without owning a single record.“Thanks. I love you, Daddy. You coming’’ back soon?”He answered...
THE LULU BOOK REVIEW
Handle Time by Lincoln Park Copyright: © 2008 196 Pages $14.95 Paperback $6.95 E-Book ISBN: 9780615215181 Jane Fonda, Dolly Parton, and Lilly Tomlin have nothing on Lincoln Park. Her book,Handle Time, is (the movie)’9 to 5’ on crack rock! We all remember that typewriterbanging, coffee slinging, boss fondled, witty trio from the 80s movie which...
LiNCOLN PARK is a gifted writer.”
—The RAWSISTAZ REVIEWERS
LiNCOLN PARK is a contemporary novelist and author of the bestselling office satire, HANDLE TiME. Called a special combination of -- Erma Bombeck's CRACK WIT, Tim Russert's CRACK RESEARCH, Merriam Webster's CRACK DEFINITIONS and a generally, CRACKED MIND...
Causes LiNCOLN PARK Supports
Any and all programs which support literacy, technology, the environment and keeping people fed, clothed and housed.
LiNCOLN’s Favorite Books
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