LiNCOLN PARK is a contemporary novelist and author of the bestselling office satire, HANDLE TiME.
Called a special combination of -- Erma Bombeck's CRACK WIT, Tim Russert's CRACK RESEARCH, Merriam Webster's CRACK DEFINITIONS and a generally, CRACKED MIND -- LiNCOLN PARK's extraordinary literary style is controversial, cult and cutting-edge. As she frequently administers a more severe and disquieting pen than her contemporary literary counterparts, 4465 PReSS has taken unique initiative and placed the standard seal of PARENTAL ADVISORY on the front and back covers of all LiNCOLN PARK-penned books.
A brand new mortgage! LOL Oh -- and an addiction to craft redonkulous stories on my nifty, iPad novel-writing app!
I have an intriguing novel (my fifth) heavily in the works now, called, THE PINK SHEATH.
This time, it will probably not be cross-media rich like my last book, BAKED-OFF. That ish took me SO long to coordinate -- but I wanted to provide my readers with a way to interact with the characters outside of the printed construct.
THE PINK SHEATH is a direct result of my complete fascination with hoarders and their special world of hoarding. I cannot WAIT to finish! Here's the logline:
AN INTELLECTUAL, WILDLY SUCCESSFUL NEAT-FREAK BECOMES A HOARDER AND A MURDERER.
In the meantime, please enjoy my current novel, BAKED-OFF. --LP
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