If you’ve never heard of the term blivit, check out its etymology here.

http://www.blivit.net/press.html

Suffice to say, that two blivits were dropped on our front sidewalk last night, one of which ripped open, leaving its contents spread over a 20-foot section of the sidewalk. We suspect the species involved was large dog and that the total estimated weight was about 30 pounds. We called in the police, who inspected the contents carefully, finding the actual telephone number of the perpetrator, who remains at large. The health department refused to pick up said contents until Friday, so my pleasurable task this morning was to shovel it up and hose down the sidewalk.

A writer’s obvious question: what was this character’s motivation?