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  • But the WEIRD part about this is all the people who were, like, "Honey, don't forget, on the way home, stop at Wal-Mart and pick up some DONKEY MEAT for tonight. Wait, what? It's FOX meat? That's disgusting!"
    Chinese donkey meat recalled at Wal-Mart after it is found to contain fox

    Chinese branches of Wal-Mart have been forced to recall batches of donkey meat after it was found to contain fox.
  • PIZZA GENERATOR. Those were the two words in my head as I woke up this morning. Not sure if that's a generator that makes electricity from pepperoni and cheese, or a machine that just automatically builds an endless stream of pizzas. Either one is fine with me.
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    The Spider Thief

    All his life, Ash has been haunted by the ancient curse that killed his parents. From the cobweb-choked ruins of a lost city in the Amazon emerges...

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