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Fortune-Cookie Tips for Writers, #250

 

When you were young, your mum or some surrogate undoubtedly advised you to always wear clean underwear in case you suddenly had to go to the hospital and this advice becomes even more important now that you’re going to be a famous author because who wants to hear Ambulance Driver Speaking to Reporter: “I had to ferry Lauren Baratz-Logsted in and you should have seen the deplorable state of her undies!” – this could be you, people, so keep an eye to how you present yourself to the world right down to what can’t readily be seen on the surface.