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Fortune-Cookie Tips for Writers, #213

Be wary of know-it-alls who proclaim “You can never do X” or “You must always do Y”; the only absolutes in writing are that you should never write a crappy book and you must always write a good one – anything else is poppycock (and now, after this, you will never hear me say the word poppycock again).

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I say balderdash to your poppycock

I know for an absolute fact that you should use the word poppycock again, and again. When you do, email me in advance so I can read it. It made me laugh, kind of like when Hugh Grant fell trying to climb up the fence in the Notting Hill (is that correct?) movie uttering whoopsiedaisy.

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HA!

Yes, "whoopsiedaisy" - the expletive of choice from babe-magnets everywhere.