Those of you who read Sam Barry's blog, The Daily Sam undoubtedly know that the man is overly-concerned, perhaps even obsessed, with hunting down and destroying the pigeons who think they own our house. But it's not really the pigeons that are the problem. Sure, they're noisy. Sure, they're stupid. But mostly--let's face it--the REAL problem with pigeons is that they are not potty-trained. And they produce approximately ten times their own weight in pigeon poop per hour.
Now that baby Keaton has entered our lives, we're thinking more about diapers. Wouldn't it be great if we could either:
A. Find a pigeon diaper service that made pick-ups and deliveries, or
B. Invent a hybrid car that runs on pigeon shit.
What would we call the car? How would we market it? Come on gang, here's a real million-dollar idea!
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