Great Moments in Copy Editing
"Admission is $17 for adults, $10 for children 5 to 12. One child per adult under 5 is complimentary."
About June
June Casagrande was born in March and lives in a small house. She wrote a grammar/humor book called "Mortal Syntax" and, before that, one called "Grammar Snobs Are Great Big Meanies." She sincerely hopes you buy a million copies of each.
Connections
Causes June Casagrande Supports
Planned Parenthood, ClimateCrisis.net, the Richard Dawkins Foundation, Pet Orphans of Southern California, KIVA
Early grasp of conjugation
That's taking precocity a bit far:)
True
Adults under 5 are waaaaay early.
: )
I'm glad they're
I'm glad they're complimentary about being complementary. Or are they complementarily complimentary?
Well, in any case, a few day's incarceration in the Casagrande Big House should set them straight. :)
eric
Complimentary Angles: "Oh, I
Complimentary Angles:
"Oh, I just LOVE your Hypoteneuse!"
"Why thank you! You look quite acute yourself!"
Eric
Where's Child Protective
Where's Child Protective Services when you need them?