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Reunion Dodger
RJ Jacob and Flyght

Forty years after graduating from high school my husband decided to attend his first class reunion on September 16th.
  
Why now?

RJ reconnected with classmates and band mates on Facebook, which made him happy but invariably led to trouble—the reunion committee tracked him down. How the senior class president managed to avoid them for forty years is awe inspiring. (He’s a tricky one.)
 
RJ wants me to fly to Houston and participate in the reunion festivities with him. After individual episodes of sulking and five strenuous discussions involving unexpected expenses, archeological digs on past spending, don’t know anyone—it will be boring, can’t relate—in fifth grade when you graduated, and great news—we’ll get to see our son, Harrison…I’m thrilled to announce I’ll be attending my husband’s fortieth high school reunion.
 
The good news is it's not my reunion so I don’t have to worry about comparisons on how well we’ve aged. Hold on…what if I’m mistaken for someone in his class, someone seven years older than me?  That would be tragic but it has potential. I’ll get RJ’s yearbook out and decide who I want to be. When he’s busy talking to his buddies about this gig and that gig and the time they blah, blah, blahed, I’ll disappear and become the mousiest wallflower or the state championship swimmer.
 
I’m getting excited about the reunion. It’s going to be okay. The trick is to make things up and exaggerate like everyone else. When I’m asked how I’m doing or what I do, I’ll say doing darn good for a bank robber.

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the punch bowl and the canapes, and run far away from the rubber chicken. Love the bank robber guise, but you might want to mention how kind it was of your husband to marry you anyway after that sex-change fiasco...

Fun post --- just make sure your name tag is on upside down!  ~M

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The Reunion

Mara,

We leave tomorrow afternoon for the big brouhaha. Speaking of sex-change, I have a funny story. My ex-boss in Colorado was a lesbian. Several of us from work (I was the Business Manager of a health club and she was the GM) would occasionally go to a gay dance club in Denver she and her partner liked. I loved it because the sound system and music were incredible and I loved to dance. Plus, I didn't get hit on except one time when these two drag queens followed me around all night. They thought I was a transvestite. Granted I worked out a lot in those days but seriously? We thought it was funny and I finally showed them my pregnancy stretch marks to shut them up.

I appreciate the name tag tip. I'm going to do it.

Thanks for the publication congrats. I've been on a run of good luck lately, although my rejections smother the acceptances.

Jules

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Addendum

Jules, super congratulations on all the recent publications!  Just cruised through your bio.  Well-deserved recognitions.  ~M