I can't figure out the appropriate way to post or blog an excerpt of my book.
I shouldn't (ut oh, danger ahead) place it in the official excerpt section because it hasn't been published. The danger in shouldn't is that each time I write or say the word I want to do what I shouldn't. I may as well cross off the n't because its worthless. The odds are high I'm probably going to end up doing whatever I shouldxxx be doing.
Although I'm contrary in nature, a natural state for satire writers, I decided to contemplate my situation and have some green, green grapes while drinking my glass of Chardonnay. Don't worry. I only perform my experiments with boxed wine so it's no big loss.
I could just plop the excerpt down, right here, right now. Splat. There you have it.
No, that seems as odd as eating sour grapes while drinking wine.
Causes Jules Jacob Supports
Missouri Court Appointed Special Advocates Association, American Horticultural Therapy Association, St. Jude Children's Research Hospital, National Jewish...